On the way back to my table from the IHOP bathroom, my phone buzzed with a new message.
“Winnie the Pooh is being held by authorities in conjunction with illegal hunny smuggling rings all across the hundred acre woods. Owl is dea”
I was shocked when I read this on my twitter updates.
“Owl is dea”???
I had no clue that the Wise Ol’ Owl was a narc with the Drug Enforcement Agency.
I usually don’t subscribe to @head-shot harry’s social networking propaganda, but this was something that I had to delve into a bit more. I mean, those furry little freaks trusted Owl with their issues. Now to think that his prior work history is in question because he is believed to be working for the man.
I sat down and started to think of the lawsuits that will arise. Kanga, Rabbit, the Gophers that would whistle a song through their teeth when they talk.
The more orange juice I drink the less sense this makes. When did the US Government start hiring Owls for stakeouts?
My phone buzzed.
New message.
It was @head-shot harry again.
“Owl is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.”
Oh.
That makes more sense.
This story comes from Creative Copy Challenge. The idea is to make a story based on 10 random words determined by the site administrator. The stories have no restrictions on content or length. The required words are bolded.
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“Winnie the Pooh is being held by authorities in conjunction with illegal hunny smuggling rings all across the hundred acre woods. Owl is dea”
I was shocked when I read this on my twitter updates.
“Owl is dea”???
I had no clue that the Wise Ol’ Owl was a narc with the Drug Enforcement Agency.
I usually don’t subscribe to @head-shot harry’s social networking propaganda, but this was something that I had to delve into a bit more. I mean, those furry little freaks trusted Owl with their issues. Now to think that his prior work history is in question because he is believed to be working for the man.
I sat down and started to think of the lawsuits that will arise. Kanga, Rabbit, the Gophers that would whistle a song through their teeth when they talk.
The more orange juice I drink the less sense this makes. When did the US Government start hiring Owls for stakeouts?
My phone buzzed.
New message.
It was @head-shot harry again.
“Owl is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.”
Oh.
That makes more sense.
This story comes from Creative Copy Challenge. The idea is to make a story based on 10 random words determined by the site administrator. The stories have no restrictions on content or length. The required words are bolded.
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